Dug up this one in my research, and just had to run it by the Van Sweringen boys, you know, Oris & Mantis. Shaker Hts., Terminal Tower railroad baron types. Public transport was sorta their thing, might have some useful background, right? Wrong.
Apparently, in the Cleveland Dead Bloggers Society, everybody's a comedian.
OVS - Will the new RTA board member introduce a rider's discount for philandering lesbian Episcopal priests?
MVS - Only if the Episcopal priest is married to a titan of Cleveland industry.
OVS - I heard there was gonna be a special section on the bus for lesbian mayors, too.
MVS - That's where the Episcopal priests sit.
OVS - Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! - How about their jilted husbands?
MVS - No discount, unless one of the husbands is also a prancing queen.
Ugh. Again, no respect.