Sunday, August 13, 2006

Summer vacation in the afterlife

Me and the gang are living it up at the bottom of Lake Erie this month. Scuba diving with Bob Hope, Tom Brazaitis, Ghoulardi, and Barnaby. I always wanted to be in an Esther Williams movie, and now, as a dead Cleveland journalism legend, it's a reality. Bob Hope set the whole thing up with some of the deceased producers. Check out my swimsuit! The Tom & Jerry vaguely S&M bondage thing was Barnaby's idea.

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