Dorothy Fuldheim 3.0
Wherein the queen of all Cleveland journalism returns from summer vacation to reassert her claim over two bit shameless hacks who obviously don't have good sources. This sure as hell don't look like moving to Britain or Boston, now does it?
What it does look like is an orgy that would make even Caligula proud. How's this for a headline -
Episcopal priest finds forgiveness from jilted husband
Keeps lesbian former mayor lover, husband's money
Lists former mayor lover as "advisor" in new tech strategy group started with husband's money
Now listen up good, people. This is a tough story, see? No one's scoopin' nobody if we keep getting bad info. I gotta deal with Barnaby's hungover ass every god damn morning. I got Ghoulardi hogging the TV with old Three Stooges reruns all damn day (and they're not even Schemps!). And Tom Brazaitis won't keep his hands off me. I need help. Leave comments already.
And by the way, who the hell is this?